Laying down the lawlz.: derseprince: 3-2-1queer:... →
derseprince: 3-2-1queer: my freshman year I got my principal and school security guard to sign a form claiming I was “suspended until further notice” for selling pot on school grounds. I can cry on command, so I was sobbing uncontrollably when I handed my mom the form. And she just…
My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.